It’s True!
A jury of our peers recently sentenced VentureTek™ to 10-12 years of being the Best Sketch Comedy/ Performance Art (?) group on pLanet eArt. This is terrible! We have families! What about our terrible, terrible families?
In other news, we were awarded some awards. You may remember our humorous video “Look at Those Puppies” , a featured selection from our Great Film “The Search 4 Douglas.” VentureTek™ posted that shit! Put it all the way on the online! We even posted it on Atom.com, a funny-video website. And let. me. tell. you
They Loved It!
It’s true! It’s been viewed literally 1000 of times. Don’t believe us? You should! We’re Scientiss!
1000 thanks to Atom.com for extending the olive branch to VentureTek™. What a truly fabulous website! It lets you watch the same VentureTek™ videos you can watch elsewhere, but now with a 15-30 second ad before it. (If you hurry, you can learn about what its like to Got Milk) But if one thing can be said about the Atom.com community, it’s that they know what makes them laughter. And laughter+ (->YOU<-) =VentureTek™.
Mr./Mrs. Atom.com recently publicly recognized our contributions in the fields of Comedic Efforts by presenting us with two awards: “Best Low Budget Sketch Video” and also “WTF!” which we’re pretty sure means “Woah, Too Funny!”
VentureTek™ graciously accepts awards. Thanks again Atom.Com, let’s do it again real, real, real soon.
Oh, did we mention the letter from Washington.? D.C.? Washington D.C.?
It arrived yesterday, first-class mega-priority postage mail. We love mail.* What was inside this envelope was something more valuable than any other piece of written correspondence we’d ever received. For you see, we had never gotten a letter before from the motherfucking President. (Well, that’s not exactly true. We did get one from Bush Jr., but no one really likes that guy, right?) (P.s- Bush Bashing 2010) Anywayzzz- Prez. ‘Bama wrote us to tell us just how much our humor means to him and his entire staff at the White House. Keep reading and you’ll see what we mean. He also included this cool plaque! You’ll have to come to the VentureDome™ to see it in person. It’s all gilded and shit.
His letter was very nice. You should see the way he dots his i’s. It’s freaking presidentially adorable. I don’t wanna bore ya, lets let the man tell you himself.
Dear VentureTek™,
It’s me. Obama. A wise-man once said: “VentureTek™ is the funniest sketch-comedy/ performance art(?) group in the world!” That wise-man was ME. Hope you don’t mind the little award too much. You deserved the recognition. I know how easy it is for important ideas to get swept under the proverbial rug but boys (can I think of you men as boys?) let me first apologize for waiting so long to write this letter. I apologize. I got so swept up in things that I almost forgot about the people who matter most. YOU are THOSE people! For years now you boys have been churning out top-notch sketch-comedy / performance art (?) that really encourages Americans to, if I may quote you, “Stink Outside The Box™.”
This country owes a great deal to you fine young boys. Now I may be the President, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy seeing you all shirtless-*clapping*-Wow. Just motherfucking Wow! Keep up the good work.
Before I go, there is something I needed to talk to you about. You know theres a very good chance I won’t be around forever. Presidents stop Presiding, they get old, they die. That’s just the natural order of things. You’ll understand one of these days. If I don’t get the chance to tell you this again, I just want all of you to know. All Gordo, Jake and Joey of you to know that I LOVE YOU.
I love you.
-Prez. Obama
See You Later!
P.s- I hear you guys will be performing in SF Sketchfiesta 2010 in a few months. I’ll try and make it. And that’s a promise!
P.p.s- Michelle (Obama) (my wife) wants to know what size shoes you wear. I think she wants to knit you some shoes.
So There You Have It!
And it’s all true! Also, thanks again to Kelly for the sick pix.
And thanks to all our fans! You guys really love us!
-The Tek
*send us mail! It’s so easy!