News From Two Weeks Ago!

‘Big D’ and ‘Cool C’ Back in The House

Danbury (of Danbury and Critts, Official VentureTek™ Webmasters) Here!

Sorry about the delay in posts loyal readers, but your boy and Critts and I have been “Out of the office” for a few weeks. That is, if “Out of the office” is street slang that we were unaware of for  “Sent away on unpaid leave for protesting against unfair work conditions and procedures  implemented by the members and additional staff of VentureTek™ ”

Blah blah blah. Shitty Lawyers got involved, and two weeks later we’re all like “Whatever…” Anywayz, its all ironed out now, and we”d hate to air our dirty laundry on the WWW*,  even if the laundry, although dirty, has already been ironed out. It isn’t clean, it doesn’t seem polite, and Cool C and I are ALL about manners, even if those kOOky boys from VentureTek™ couldn’t give a fit’s tits.

Speaking of VentureTek™, the funniest sketch comedy/ performance art (?) group in the world,

We’ve got some BIG news from 2 weeks ago! VentureTek™ was recently endorsed/reviewed (?) by Mission Mission, a blog detailing the goings-on of San Francisco’s Mission District. They liked us! But don’t take our word for it, because we are liars. Here, you should probably go read what they have to say and then leave a comment about how you think VentureTek™ is totally the best and how you and all your slutty friends totally want to B.D** with us.

JUST DO IT!

A Big Fucking Thank You for all the support we’ve received from VentureTek™ fans the whole world over.

It means a lot, ya know?

TTYS,

Danbury and Critts

P.s- To all those who emailed asking to see a picture of Critts and I,  please enjoy this little snapshot of us all dolled up for Halloween. We’ve been together for almost 30 years now.

* World Wide Web. Do people still say that?

**Bone Down